18 Best Movie Quotes (According to Me)

I'm a huge movie buff. I've complied a short list of some of my favorite movie quotes of all time. Feel free to comment with some of your own, and I'll make an amended list!

1. The shit hath hiteth the fan...ith. 10 Things I Hate About You

2. I made you a painting. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it. Wedding Crashers

3. Bitch hit me with a toaster. Scrooged

4. Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. The Princess Bride

5. We're supposed to do the show in three days. You won't show me lifts, and I'm not sure of turns. I'm doing all this to save your ass, when what I really want to do is drop you on it. Dirty Dancing

6. All you need is for one person to think you're cool, and you're in. Everyone else will be too scared to question it. Never Been Kissed

7. You're my exception. He's Just Not That Into You

8. Brick: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.

Veronica: Yes, what is it Brick?

Brick: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Veronica: Excuse me?

Brick: [struggling] The ... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?

Veronica: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

Brick: That's it.

Veronica: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?

Brick: No. Yes. He did.

Anchorman

9. Do you remember that metal plate in my head? Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

10. Remember a couple of years ago, every other boy was named Jason and the girls were all named Brittany? Hercules

11. Aunt Voula: What do you mean he don't eat no meat?

[the entire room stops in shock]

Aunt Voula: That's okay. I make lamb.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

12. Suit yourself. I'm easy. Young Frankenstein

13. Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am. And most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you. Dirty Dancing

14. We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together! Anchorman

15. Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots. Forrest Gump

16. Nah, I get em custom-made from the guy that put the tattoo on my ass. Miss Congeniality

17. Hey, be careful with that hammer....the sea monkey has my money....yes, I'm a natural blue. Finding Nemo

18. You mean like sleep over? Okay....but I get to be on top! Big

So, there's my small list. I'm sure there are a million other quotes I left out, so give me a shout!