Top 10 Reasons I Won't Gloat

Here are my top 10 reasons for not gloating about the Phils' Game 1 victory tonight.

10. Gloating is unattractive, and I'm not a Yankees fan.

9. I don't want any bad karma for my boys.

8. It's one game, and just one game.

7. Pedro's pitching tomorrow, and that could go either way.

6. The Phils did well with RISP, but they could have done better.

5. Jeter didn't seem to have too many issues hitting the ball.

4. My father (a staunch Yankee fan) is on the cusp of disowning me.

3. If I meet a cute guy who happens to love those Yanks, I don't want my gloating to get in the way.

2. I can't marry Chase Utley, seeing as he's already spoken for.

1. The fact that we can repeat in 3 games makes gloating unnecessary.